I'm throwing my "hat" into Anna Nicole's "ring"!
It is with growing antagonism and annoyance that I see that Anna Nicole Smith's ongoing posthumous "who's-my-baby's-daddy-a-thon" grows in number of participants, and lameness. Why nobody just comes out and says "Yeah, this woman was a major slut who slept with everybody for everything for any reason" is beyond me. However, I figure that with all the guys who are claiming to be her daughter's father, why not join the party?
The lawyers in Florida seem incapable of working together in a practical, common-sense way. Paternity resolution has become so bitter and partisan, so gummed up by money and influence, that we can't tackle the big problems that demand solutions. And that's what we have to change first.
I certainly didn't expect to find myself in this position a year ago. I've talked to many people about a possible paternity campaign. I've been struck by how hungry we all are for a different kind of baby-daddy.
The decisions that have been made in Hollywood, Florida these past six days, and the problems that have been ignored, have put our country in a precarious place.
People are struggling financially, Anna's dependence on foreign substances threatens the validity of any baby-daddy's claims, thus resulting in possible fathers being mired in a tragic and costly legal war that should have never been waged.
Anyway, I just wanted to announce that I'm also in contention for "Father of Anna Nicole's Baby" in '07.
I'm in it to win it!