Michael Irvin HOF Speech = Beating
Here's the gist in no particular order:
1. Prayer (beating)... Thanks jerry jones....blah blah blah teammates...troy aikman, emmitt smith, triplets, blah....blah blah fans... blah blah blah family...I'm not worthy.... close with sermon (more beating).
He said something about struggling to be a good husband... Funny, I didn't know it was such a struggle to NOT cheat on your wife with hookers um... exotic dancers and that time the police caught me in an apartment completely naked with "what you might call a roach... whatever that is". Oh and remember that time when me and some of my teammates rented a house in dallas so that we would have a place to party and bring chicks back from the clubs to bang??? Yeah, sorry about that.
The speech went on twice as long as any other speech and was pretty obvious as I listened to it that michael felt that we all needed a big bowl of HIM... and that's exactly what a crammed down our throats.
So, I was looking at michael irvin's HOF bust that they present during the ceremony....
And I was wondering what they used as a model to sculpt the bust. Obviously Irvin probably didn't sit down and model for them, my guess would be that they used a photograph... but from where.... hmm.... could it be, maybe from here???
Coincidence? I think not...